SWM on the rebound from recently broken long-term relationship with corkscrew, desperately seeks new long-term relationship with simple, waiter's corkscrew to be used on an almost daily basis. Recent one-bottle stands have left me unsatisfied and I'm in search of a reliable, sturdy corkscrew that's willing to perform on demand. Mistreatment of corks won't be tolerated.


I could recommend a lonely bunny eared gal, but I take it she's not your type. Oh well, some day she'll find her true soul mate at the thrift shop.