Yesterday on Tom Seitsema's chat , I was duped. I didn't get a chance to read it until late last night. A little background first though.

First, Tom references some "Great Place for Seafood" that was slated to open on The Hill. Then, out of no where, some "chatter" writes in dropping a bomb about a supposed change in Dupont Circle relating to a "Great Place For Seafood", for Johnny or Komi, and was asking Tom what was with that rumor, to which Tom responds with...well, he didn't respond with anything, which made me assume (remember the saying about "ass out of your and me") that it was true.

Without reading anything else, I quickly email everyone I know "Hey, is this true?! What's up?!" I even email Mr. Monis himself to see what's going on.

After I'm done freaking out, I finish reading the chat. Later on in the chat, Tom admits that he's basically screwing with us all.

So the end of the story is, La Colline is closing (or closed already), Johnny's Half Shell is moving to where La Colline was in Cap Hill, and Johnny Monis and Komi aren't going anywhere or changing, which makes complete sense because they just invested all that money in their existing space remodeling it.

Oh, and if you got a spazzy email from late last night, please just attribute it to either the cheap wine I was drinking or the lack of sleep I've been getting. Either is fine, I don't care.