Old Ebbitt Oyster Riot alternative?

If your like me and you're someone that loves oysters but has a pregnant wife and just can't justify the expense of two tickets to the Old Ebbitt Oyster Riot...ok, there probably aren't that many of you, but I was chatting with a the chef at Addie's, Nate Waugaman, (his daughter and my son go to the same school and are in the same soccer league) about my frustration and he had this other suggestion.

"Come to the Addie's Oyster Roast this Sunday!" he told me. 

"What's that?!" I asked him, "and why don't I know about it?!"

He went on to explain that Addie's Oyster Roast will have oysters every way, roasted, fried, and of course, on the half-shell, so I can eat all the oysters, raw or otherwise that I want. But in addition, My wife would also be able to gorge herself on all the roasted Chesapeake clams, BBQ chicken, chili, hot dogs, cornbread, roast suckling pig, deviled eggs, coleslaw, caramel apples, cookies and brownies she could eat.

There will also be live music, beer and wine (for me of course). And, unlike the Old Ebbitt Oyster Riot, which is not something you would take your kids to, this will be a very kid-friendly event with face painting, bobbing for apples, temporary tattoos, and a moon bounce, so I don't have to pay for a baby sitter. Score!

Even better is that all the profits support juvenile diabetes and the Diabetes Care Complex at Children’s National Medical Center. 

So if you aren't doing anything this Sunday afternoon (November 14th) between 12 and 5 PM, come by Addie's in Rockville. Tickets are $60 at the door, or $50 if you order them off the Addie's Web Site or call 301-881-0081. Kids under 12 are $20 and kids under 5 are free. 

Unlocking oysters' secret

Image045 I like that guy, Jose Andres.

I enjoy his restaurants, I dig his show and I love his enthusiasm.  I even love the way he beats the crap out of the English language.

But for all the sophisticated techniques that Andres and his chefs use at his restaurants, particularly Minibar, it was a rather simple one that has become my new favorite.

During a recent episode of Made in Spain, Andres was demonstrating how to shuck an oyster. Before prying the shell open, he placed the oyster in a hot pan with a small amount of water. After a couple minutes in the steamy water bath, the oyster opened its shell -- "to see what was happening" -- making it much easier to shuck.

Genius. The oyster was still raw, but the shell opened like an unlocked door.

Any novice oyster shucker will tell you opening those shells is a pain in the ass. If you're lucky you'll find a small gap to stick the knife in and crank the shell open. Otherwise, you gotta work at it. The guys who shuck oyster for a living are pros who make it look easy. I'm no pro. And as much as I love raw oysters, I'm rarely in much of a mood to fight my way through a bushel or two of obstinate bivalves.

Until now.

After watching Andres' hot-pan approach, I was newly inspired. If a bit of steam and heat will open an oyster shell, so too should the smoke and heat of a grill.

Like I said, I love raw oysters, but I also hate buying them in restaurants around here. Having grown up in Florida, I was used to paying next to nothing for a fresh dozen. So the idea of paying $2 an oyster drives me crazy. I do so from time to time, but I hate it.

Image006 Now, if you're willing to shuck your own, you can head down to the wharf and pick up a dozen for $8 ($7 if you can talk the guy down). The oysters are beautiful and there are few better ways to spend a Saturday morning than wandering among barkers and blue crabs on Maine Avenue.

When I headed down there last weekend, I was feeding three people (my wife, my buddy Tim and myself), so I bought three dozen Chincoteagues. This might sound like a lot of oysters, but we devoured them in short order.

Like Andres, I didn't want to cook the oysters, so I placed them at the outer edge of a hot grill. I also tossed on a couple handfuls of wood chips to get the fire smoking.

And sure enough, four minutes of smoke and fire, and the oysters eased the grip on their shells. TheImage017 smoke didn't add much flavor, which was good. Not only do I like the flavor of oysters, but I also tasted a couple I shucked before sticking them on the grill. No bueno. They were all smoke and no oyster.

Despite their freshness, the Chincoteagues weren't all that briny. So I added a couple capers and a bit of caper juice to each oyster. I finished them off with a squeeze of Meyer lemon juice. Sweet, salty, sour and delicious.

Just to gild the lily, I picked up a few Bell's HopSlam ales to wash it all down. The crisp bite of the hops worked well against the sweetness of the plump oysters. Folks, I don't know how you spend your Saturday mornings, but mine was probably better.

Oysters on the grill
(Makes four servings)

4 dozen oysters, scrubbed under cold water
2 Meyer lemons, quartered
1 jar of Spanish capers
1 bag of wood chips, mesquite or cherry wood

Image022 This is a recipe that works better on a charcoal grill than gas. If you're using a charcoal grill, light the coals and allow them to ash over.

If you're using a gas grill, you're going to need to create a foil pouch for your wood chips. Steven Raichlen offers some great tips on this technique on his Web site.

When your coals are ready, toss a couple handfuls of wood chips on the fire. Now, remove the oysters from the refrigerator and place them in a ring around the outside of the grill grate (oysters that aren't ready to go on the grill should remain in the refrigerator). Place the lid on the grill and smoke for four minutes.

If you're using a gas grill, place the oysters on the cooler part of the grill when the foil pouch has started smoking. Close the lid and smoke for four minutes.

Once the four minutes are up, remove, shuck and place the oysters on a bed of ice. Before eating, add the capers and lemon.